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National Hole in One Association, a leading provider of Hole-in-One Insurance would like to take some time out for a few good laughs. Why not? Let’s have some fun catching up with some memorable golf quotes to inspire us, challenge us, and make us laugh:
Golf quotes of ‘wisdom’
Ø It’s good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. — Mark Twain
Ø If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt. — Dean Martin
Ø The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. — Billy Graham
Ø If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. — Jack Lemmon
Ø A golfer’s diet: live on greens as much as possible. — Unknown
Ø Golf is a game in which you yell “fore,” shoot six, and write down five .– Paul Harvey
Ø Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks from bad shots – but you have to play the ball where it lies. — Bobby Jones
Ø “If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.” – Bob Hope
Ø “Golf is like a love affair. If you don’t take it seriously, it’s no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart.” — Arthur Daley
Ø “Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle.” — Author Unknown
Ø “They say golf is like life, but don’t believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.” — Gardner Dickinson

Golf quotes to make us laugh
Ø “Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf… and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf.” –Jack Benny
Ø “The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing.” — Phyllis Diller
Ø “The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can’t improve your lie.” — George Deukmejian
Ø “Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.” — Jim Bishop
Ø “Golf is a good walk spoiled.” – Mark
Ø “I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.” – G.K. Chesterson
Ø “I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.” – attributed to both Miller Barber and Lee Trevino

Tee-shirt Golf Funnies
Ø Golf is the most fun I’ve ever had with my clothes on.
Ø Get a Grip.
Ø I’m in the woods so much I can tell you which plants are edible.
Ø Slicer or Hooker?
Ø Watch the birdie
Ø FORE!!!
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